If a person goes out into the woods and acts stupid with all the animals, does that mean they are going to hell?
What if a second person pays a million dollars to a first person to go out into the woods and act all stupid with the animals; which one is going to hell?
What if they replace the woods setting with the nutcracker suite, are they still going to hell?
What if they replace the animals with disembodied body parts all dressed up in different costumes, are they still going to hell?
What if they only use some of the animals, and not all of them?
What if they make competing lines of races determining how quickly they get into accidents compared to the animals they use? Are they still going to hell?
What if they replace some of the animals with a mummified baby in a bread box? Will they still go to hell?
What if they erase the animals and the bread box, only do that in the back room, and pay people to act in scripts with stage props? Which of them are going to hell?
Okay, that's solved to mathematical certainty around 0.999. Next question.
What is hell?
Et i-you be goin' to hell.
Ut cum sanctis tuis laudem te.
In saecula saeculorum. Amen.
What does that sound like?